Alfie Spelled Backward is Loser
Okay, not really, but you get the idea. How could a movie centered on, led by, and full of Jude Law be so awful? I can only say that it would have been better with no sound, and, in fact, that's not a bad idea for a rental if when it becomes available - sooner rather than later, I'm sure - you need some plasma flat screen wallpaper.