Troy. Oy.
I decided I had to see TROY because I hate to pass up a historical epic that will shed some light on the origins of our own civilization and will perhaps help me better to understand our own place in history. I can't tell you how much I've learned from such fine efforts as SPARTACUS (the Tony Curtis, not the Goran Visnic, version), THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, and more recently PEARL HARBOR. Sadly, TROY shed light on nothing at all, unless you count a strong suggestion that tie-dye originated in the famous walled city of old.